Five Minutes You'll Never Get Back

by Rumors of Free Lunch

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"Punk duo Rumors Of Free Lunch released their EP Five Minutes You'll Never Get Back, and 'On Our Way To Perdition' sums up the band’s “fast, brief, and pissed off music” mantra." - Alternative Press
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"The scrappy punk duo Rumors of a Free Lunch don’t mess around. They are brief in their bio, deliberate in their goals, and unforgiving in their pissed-off attitude." - Skulls N' Bones
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"If you're like me, a fan of punk that ranges from classic Black Flag to a more current fave, Every Time You Die, you'll find plenty to toss a can of your favorite lager at the bathroom door to. Punk isn't dead, you just have to keep your ear out for when it comes around once in awhile." - Heavy Metal Textbooks
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"From the militant assault of the opening bars it's immediately apparent that the Black Flag inspired madness of these New Jersey punks isn't going to let up. Blasting forward with raw guitar tones and half shouted vocals, Rumors Of Free Lunch remind us that no matter what you can find a sense of absolution in the punishing and oftentimes terrifying assault of a band who seem incapable of giving a single fuck. This is a group who get what punk rock is meant to be about." - Two Guys Metal Reviews
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"[A] sonic blast of garage punk rock with metal elements." - Pure Grain Audio
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released May 22, 2017

Greg Kennelty – Guitar, Bass
Joseph Spiller – Vocals, Drums

Guitars and bass for Five Minutes You'll Never Get Back were recorded in Greg's apartment, and drums, vocals, mixing, and mastering took place at Joe's house.

Special thanks to Jonathan Mancini for his co-songwriting efforts on "Trust Fund Financial Genius."

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Track Name: On Our Way To Perdition
Welcome to another day
Another dollar in the pocket of someone you hate

It's war

Could have been something better than this
But with so much distraction
Who really has the time?

It's war
"Live Strong"
Then whoa we're gone

Retreat
(Hey!)

Since enlightenment has failed
I think I found the key
Just hold out your hand and we're well on our way
Despite wive's tales and whales, plus blind superstition
Just hold out your hand, we're on our way to perdition
Track Name: Trust Fund Financial Genius
I'm pretty sure that we're going to live forever
And ever
Oh baby, we'll never die
We're gonna live for ever
And ever
Oh baby, we'll never die

Set up the streamers then light a match
We're dancing like we're never gonna die

Put down the books
They never gave us dick
And every time i see those big scary words it makes me sick

Too much to worry about
My twitter feed is wilin' out
I'm gonna need to post a selfie before someone figures me out

Set up the streamers then light a match
We're dancing like we're never gonna die

We've got the cheapest beers
The most expensive drugs
And a couple dozen women just to give us hugs
All because our parents never gave us none

Set up the streamers then light a match
We're dancing like we're never gonna die
Track Name: Combover of Doom
I went to get my hair done for the debate
And soon everything started looking funny
I started hearing the voices of my hair
And it told me to comb it over

The follicles are going straight to my brain
The follicles are going straight to my brain
The follicles are going straight to my brain
It's a combover of doom

Grab her right by the cat
It's telling me, telling me to grab her
Grab her right by the cat
The hair is telling me what to do

The follicles are going straight to my brain
The follicles are going straight to my brain
The follicles are going straight to my brain
It's a combover of doom
Track Name: We Need A Hero
Mayday, oh mayday
I sense a disturbance in the force
The way you slip it in and pull it out
I'm sensing a divorce

If everyone just got along
We wouldn't need this "romp in the hay"
Hey, hey, hey, hey!

Well honey, we need a hero and you're not it
We see you staring at us like we're a big juicy steak
We know that we need a hero and you're not it
We see you staring at us like a starving fraud

Eh, you're a dime a dozen and a dozen a crime
Seduce us all with your lies then piss right in our eye
It's like you're made in a factory
But no one is buying
Then I'm crying

Well honey, we need a hero and you're not it
We see you staring at us like we're a big juicy steak
We know that we need a hero and you're not it
We see you staring at us like a starving fraud

Like a starving fraud

Don't let the door hit you on the way out