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Five Minutes You'll Never Get Back

by Rumors of Free Lunch

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Welcome to another day Another dollar in the pocket of someone you hate It's war Could have been something better than this But with so much distraction Who really has the time? It's war "Live Strong" Then whoa we're gone Retreat (Hey!) Since enlightenment has failed I think I found the key Just hold out your hand and we're well on our way Despite wive's tales and whales, plus blind superstition Just hold out your hand, we're on our way to perdition
2.
I'm pretty sure that we're going to live forever And ever Oh baby, we'll never die We're gonna live for ever And ever Oh baby, we'll never die Set up the streamers then light a match We're dancing like we're never gonna die Put down the books They never gave us dick And every time i see those big scary words it makes me sick Too much to worry about My twitter feed is wilin' out I'm gonna need to post a selfie before someone figures me out Set up the streamers then light a match We're dancing like we're never gonna die We've got the cheapest beers The most expensive drugs And a couple dozen women just to give us hugs All because our parents never gave us none Set up the streamers then light a match We're dancing like we're never gonna die
3.
I went to get my hair done for the debate And soon everything started looking funny I started hearing the voices of my hair And it told me to comb it over The follicles are going straight to my brain The follicles are going straight to my brain The follicles are going straight to my brain It's a combover of doom Grab her right by the cat It's telling me, telling me to grab her Grab her right by the cat The hair is telling me what to do The follicles are going straight to my brain The follicles are going straight to my brain The follicles are going straight to my brain It's a combover of doom
4.
Mayday, oh mayday I sense a disturbance in the force The way you slip it in and pull it out I'm sensing a divorce If everyone just got along We wouldn't need this "romp in the hay" Hey, hey, hey, hey! Well honey, we need a hero and you're not it We see you staring at us like we're a big juicy steak We know that we need a hero and you're not it We see you staring at us like a starving fraud Eh, you're a dime a dozen and a dozen a crime Seduce us all with your lies then piss right in our eye It's like you're made in a factory But no one is buying Then I'm crying Well honey, we need a hero and you're not it We see you staring at us like we're a big juicy steak We know that we need a hero and you're not it We see you staring at us like a starving fraud Like a starving fraud Don't let the door hit you on the way out

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"Punk duo Rumors Of Free Lunch released their EP Five Minutes You'll Never Get Back, and 'On Our Way To Perdition' sums up the band’s “fast, brief, and pissed off music” mantra." - Alternative Press
www.altpress.com/features/entry/14_songs_you_need_to_hear_this_week

"The scrappy punk duo Rumors of a Free Lunch don’t mess around. They are brief in their bio, deliberate in their goals, and unforgiving in their pissed-off attitude." - Skulls N' Bones
skullsnbones.com/rumors-of-free-lunch-stream/

"If you're like me, a fan of punk that ranges from classic Black Flag to a more current fave, Every Time You Die, you'll find plenty to toss a can of your favorite lager at the bathroom door to. Punk isn't dead, you just have to keep your ear out for when it comes around once in awhile." - Heavy Metal Textbooks
heavymetaltextbooks.blogspot.com/2017/05/random-release-rumors-of-free-lunch.html

"From the militant assault of the opening bars it's immediately apparent that the Black Flag inspired madness of these New Jersey punks isn't going to let up. Blasting forward with raw guitar tones and half shouted vocals, Rumors Of Free Lunch remind us that no matter what you can find a sense of absolution in the punishing and oftentimes terrifying assault of a band who seem incapable of giving a single fuck. This is a group who get what punk rock is meant to be about." - Two Guys Metal Reviews
www.twoguysmetalreviews.com/2017/05/rumors-of-free-lunch-five-minutes-youll.html

"[A] sonic blast of garage punk rock with metal elements." - Pure Grain Audio
puregrainaudio.com/audio/rumors-of-free-lunch-on-our-way-to-perdition-free-song-download

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released May 13, 2017

Greg Kennelty – Guitar, Bass
Joseph Spiller – Vocals, Drums

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